In My Humble Opinion

While watching CNBC last night, I saw this. One of the pieces was on Max Hardcore being sentenced to 46 months in federal prison for "obscenity." From what I can find, he was sent to prison not for using underage actresses but for those actesses acting as though they were underage. This is totally baffleing to me. I may need to read up a bit more to see if there's something I'm missing but isn't that just fantasy? Doesn't everyone pretend that their situation is in fact different at one time or another (or everytime if you role play A LOT.) Playing out a fantasy in your mind does not break the law and that is what the watchers of Max's porn would be doing. Logically, they know that all the actors are of age in spite of the pig-tails and lollipops. I'm pretty steamed about this. It's shit like this that lead a friend of mine to commit suicide, in part, because of what he found sexually arousing.

My, what sexy seaming you have.

I was surprised by my first orgasm at about 9 or 10 years old while climbing a swing set. After which, I found the armrest of my home's rust colored, corduroy couch to be able to achieve the same result without having to go across the street to the playground. Years later, I read Nancy Friday's Forbidden Flowers and learned other ways to masturbate in the comfort of my own bed. Thanks, Nancy! I'll never forget that couch but only because it was the most god-awful, ugly piece of furniture ever. I do not wax nostalgic about it like a lost lover.

Not many things surprise me when it comes to sexuality so imagine how I felt when I heard that some people have sexual attraction and sexual relationships with furniture. Objectophilia includes anything inanimate but furniture never struck me as something to include in that list. Naive, I know. I can see how it may start of course, with my story above. Sure, we've all seen that hilarious video of the young men exhibiting their "sexual prowess" with an ottoman but to really love an ottoman or a couch or even your sweet old Granny's arm chair leaves me a little befuddled. I'll definitey have to look into this more. I'm facinated!

Pretty Pretty Pictures

I came across sex (not sex) tonight. It's a graphic blog in both senses of the word. NSFW and primarily photography. Many have a beautiful artistic look. Enjoy.

Those Silly Japanese People

I love the Japanese. They have awesome game shows, great anime (yeah, I'm talking about hentai, too) and now we know the rumors are true! PhotoMann found this re-purposed cigarette machine selling "used" panties. Gotta admire a society that revels in it's sexual eccentricities as much as they do. Here's what PhotoMann had to say...

"This vending machine has truly bizarre contents... 'used' schoolgirl panties! We had heard that such machines existed but had never seen them. A colleague came across this machine in suburban Tokyo just recently (May 2002). This particular machine is a converted cigarette machine that now takes 10,000 yen notes (about US$80 bills). The current contents run from 1000 to 3000 yen."

You Know Me...

I'm very open-minded. I love sex, erotica, tattoos and piercings. But I have to draw the line here. This is just retarded. 1, They're poorly done tattoos. 2, He injected paraffin under his skin to make the ass cheeks stick out. I appreciate the unique idea. I just think it looks terrible. That of course, is only my opinion. You can go to ModBlog and check out the story and other pictures yourself.

Sex Toy or Baby Toy?

Take this quiz. I got a 12 out of 15. I was called a "sex toy genius!" Well, when you read as many sex blogs as I do, it comes with the territory.

Midwest Teen Sex Show

Take a look. It's funny AND informative. And it features my friend Neil. "Oral Sex" and "Porn" are very funny. Not to mention seeing Neil in his skivvies.