The Flickering Tongue

In My Humble Opinion

2009-07-20T18:30:00.003-05:00

While watching CNBC last night, I saw this. One of the pieces was on Max Hardcore being sentenced to 46 months in federal prison for "obscenity." From what I can find, he was sent to prison not for using underage actresses but for those actesses acting as though they were underage. This is totally baffleing to me. I may need to read up a bit more to see if there's something I'm missing but isn't that just fantasy? Doesn't everyone pretend that their situation is in fact different at one time or another (or everytime if you role play A LOT.) Playing out a fantasy in your mind does not break the law and that is what the watchers of Max's porn would be doing. Logically, they know that all the actors are of age in spite of the pig-tails and lollipops. I'm pretty steamed about this. It's shit like this that lead a friend of mine to commit suicide, in part, because of what he found sexually arousing.

My, what sexy seaming you have.

2009-07-19T19:41:00.005-05:00

I was surprised by my first orgasm at about 9 or 10 years old while climbing a swing set. After which, I found the armrest of my home's rust colored, corduroy couch to be able to achieve the same result without having to go across the street to the playground. Years later, I read Nancy Friday's Forbidden Flowers and learned other ways to masturbate in the comfort of my own bed. Thanks, Nancy! I'll never forget that couch but only because it was the most god-awful, ugly piece of furniture ever. I do not wax nostalgic about it like a lost lover.

Not many things surprise me when it comes to sexuality so imagine how I felt when I heard that some people have sexual attraction and sexual relationships with furniture. Objectophilia includes anything inanimate but furniture never struck me as something to include in that list. Naive, I know. I can see how it may start of course, with my story above. Sure, we've all seen that hilarious video of the young men exhibiting their "sexual prowess" with an ottoman but to really love an ottoman or a couch or even your sweet old Granny's arm chair leaves me a little befuddled. I'll definitey have to look into this more. I'm facinated!

Pretty Pretty Pictures

2008-06-07T22:20:00.002-05:00

I came across sex (not sex) tonight. It's a graphic blog in both senses of the word. NSFW and primarily photography. Many have a beautiful artistic look. Enjoy.

Those Silly Japanese People

2008-05-30T22:20:00.004-05:00

I love the Japanese. They have awesome game shows, great anime (yeah, I'm talking about hentai, too) and now we know the rumors are true! PhotoMann found this re-purposed cigarette machine selling "used" panties. Gotta admire a society that revels in it's sexual eccentricities as much as they do. Here's what PhotoMann had to say...

"This vending machine has truly bizarre contents... 'used' schoolgirl panties! We had heard that such machines existed but had never seen them. A colleague came across this machine in suburban Tokyo just recently (May 2002). This particular machine is a converted cigarette machine that now takes 10,000 yen notes (about US$80 bills). The current contents run from 1000 to 3000 yen."

You Know Me...

2008-05-30T18:12:00.001-05:00

I'm very open-minded. I love sex, erotica, tattoos and piercings. But I have to draw the line here. This is just retarded. 1, They're poorly done tattoos. 2, He injected paraffin under his skin to make the ass cheeks stick out. I appreciate the unique idea. I just think it looks terrible. That of course, is only my opinion. You can go to ModBlog and check out the story and other pictures yourself.

Sex Toy or Baby Toy?

2008-05-25T21:42:00.000-05:00

Take this quiz. I got a 12 out of 15. I was called a "sex toy genius!" Well, when you read as many sex blogs as I do, it comes with the territory.

Midwest Teen Sex Show

2008-04-30T20:44:00.001-05:00

Take a look. It's funny AND informative. And it features my friend Neil. "Oral Sex" and "Porn" are very funny. Not to mention seeing Neil in his skivvies.

Rock On This

2008-04-18T19:30:00.000-05:00

From Crib Candy

Dutch sculptor Herman Makkink's works entered popular consciousness after his phallic "rocking machine" was featured in Stanley Kubrick's brilliant and controversial 1971 film A Clockwork Orange.

For the first time since 1969, the sculptor's sexually charged Rocking Machine has been reproduced in limited quantities and is for sale through a private auction conducted by the artist himself.

Cast in fiberglass from the original mold, only six have been produced, each signed by the artist. Even if you're not about to purchase a Makkink original, this site still has a lot of art featured, including animation of the Rocking Machine in action.

Video Link

2008-04-01T19:46:00.001-05:00

RedTube is the YouTube of porn. I tend to pass by the "girl on girl" and "blow job" videos in favor of the "tranny" or "hentai" flicks. There's a little bit of everything. Go explore.

Confessions

2008-03-31T14:30:00.000-05:00

Confessions.net is another site I've discovered and become addicted to. Here's an excerpt.

We Are Swingers My partner and I are both bisexual swingers. We swap partners and fuck complete strangers 2 or 3 times a week. we both love to suck cock and eat pussy and have fucked around 100 partners each. one night at a party we both screwed over 10 ppl each. We have been to swingers clubs and been dogging lots of times. sometimes we feel dirty, but the thrill of swinging is too great.

Dirty Found!?!?!?!

2008-03-29T22:13:00.001-05:00

I discovered Found Magazine at Borders (or Barnes & Noble. Who knows, they're the same store.) a few years ago. I LOVED it. I love every part of reading a small excerpt of some stranger's life. I even have the books. Even better: I just discovered there is a Dirty Found.

I Have A Sick Sense of Humor

2008-03-26T20:19:00.000-05:00

From ModBlog - This picture just made me laugh out loud. The wonderful blogger Shannon posted this pic with the line, "The moment you realize you totally picked the wrong house to burglarize." BME always has something interesting to look at. It may be piercing, tattoos or scarification. I love it all. But I love this most of all.

Water Babies

2008-03-23T20:16:00.001-05:00

Hubby and I were watching Real Sex 27 which had a portion about Mark Yasanchak, a man who shoots adult films entirely underwater. His films are for a particular section of the fetish community called aquaphiliacs. I can appreciate the beauty of the diaphanous hair and the luminosity of the skin underwater. As with many fetishes, the idea may be far more stimulating than the practice. Not that underwater sex is terrible, I just think there are drawbacks.

From Wiki - Aquaphilia also called hydrophilia is a term used to describe a form of sexual fetishism which involves images of people swimming or posing underwater, and sexual activity in or under water. Literally "water lover" from the Latin aqua and Greek φιλειν (philein).

A Movie Worth Watching

2008-03-22T15:06:00.000-05:00

From IMDB - Secretary is the first of its kind - a very dark love story. First of its kind in that it deals with themes never seen before seen in mainstream Hollywood cinema - S&M, sexual dominance and submission.

Maggie Gyllenhaal is outstanding in a potential minefield of a role - she handles it with dignity and even provides some effective dark humour.

The story here is that her character, Lee, applies for a job as a secretary for the firm owned by James Spader's brilliant Mr Grey. However, Lee has a history of self-harm and masochism and Grey has a dominance complex along with a very sadistic streak. Combine these 2 in theory and you have 2 very happy people. But this is no ordinary love story...

Spader, as stated, is brilliant. He brings an icy steel to the troubled Grey, but also provides a touch of black humour which comes at some great moments to 'release the tension'.

For the themes supplied here you'd probably expect a lot of raunchiness - well there are sexual moments, of course, but there is nothing gratuitous, which is in itself an achievement and well handled.

Overall it's quirky, off-beat, and a little bit different.

Worth a view.

Wanna Play?

2008-03-18T19:02:00.001-05:00

I think a lot of us know about Pony Play. I first came across it in the Beauty Trilogy by Anne Rice (writing as A. N. Roquelaure.) That was my first introduction to BDSM. The power plays, humiliation and accoutrement. I've never liked horses much and I highly doubt I can be broken. Enter Kitten Play. Kitten Play has all the fun of objectification and dress up but training a cat (or dog - there is Puppy Play) is not as strict or strenuous as training a horse. So in Kitten Play there is always (for the top) the threat that your sweet Kitten may retaliate against you for trying to tame him or her. Watch those claws. Honestly (and maybe I'm a bit biased being a cat-person) the feline species is naturally sensuous.

In Case You Missed It

2008-03-17T19:31:00.001-05:00

Last Friday was Steak & A Blowjob day. Exactly and month after all of us ladies have received (candy, flowers, jewelry) we are expected to giveth. If you missed it (like I did) Try to make up for it now. Thank your man by grilling up a steak and finish it (him?) off with a little fellatio. Have fun! And put it in your Dayplanner for next year.

So Sorry

2008-03-16T00:26:00.000-05:00

Just want to say I'm going to be posting much more often from now on. Thanks so much to the people who have stopped by and left comments.

What is it?

2008-03-16T00:07:00.001-05:00

I want to warn you. Do not click on this link unless you have a strong stomach or are familiar with extreme body modification. I want to post items of sexuality that not everyone is familiar with and this definitely fits the bill. In the entry they explain that after this modification the subject's erections were harder and more sensitive. Of course I don't advocate any of you men grab a scalpel and go to town on your lovely members. But you can't judge someone who feels that this particular mod was something that needed to be done and has enhanced his sexual experiences.

Suicide Girls

2008-01-10T20:09:00.001-06:00

Nope, not talking about my dysthymia, again. This site is cool because the chicks have weird hair, piercings and tattoos. All very cool things! Colorful, unique girls (and guys-just not on this site) are beautiful. Go check em out.

Silky smooth

2007-08-14T21:41:00.001-05:00

Goldfrau has created a new, beautiful dildo. This is only one of the designs (the one I liked the most, of course.) There are dildos made of metal and Pyrex but this is the first time I've seen one of porcelain. The prices are up to about $220 but for something that may last forever, I guess that isn't bad.

How to make love...To a woman

2007-08-11T19:22:00.000-05:00

When making love to a woman, start first with her eyes. Notice how they sparkle with excitement, the way little flecks of color reflect meaning as she looks back at you. See there her mind longing to reach you, to be touched in a place held back for an average embrace. When making love to a woman, start first with her eyes, and you will find the true woman, whether heavy or slight, tall or short, large breasted or small.

From her eyes, drop down the length of her nose. Trace the outline of her lips. Let her kiss your fingertips softly in return. Gently stroke her cheek, and do not lose your gaze upon her eyes. Ignite the energy, charged and excited, as electrons race through her body. Then hold her chin in the cusp of your palm, and place your lips upon her forehead, on the space between her eyes, and on the parting of her mouth. Witness all the years she has worn, the lines around her eyes, the worry and the laughter, the wear and tear of life. This is all that she has to offer you.

When you have had a good long look, notice next the tender way her neckline curves, the pulsing of her life through artery from heart to mind. See here her vulnerability. Breathe your heated breath upon her skin. Feel the way her defenses fall away, the way she finds your ear. Hear the soft moan that rumbles like distant summer thunder clouds.

Do not trespass until you know her story. Find the outline of her life in the way her body yields, in the layers and the stretches, in the scars and the pain. Only when you understand her joys and sorrows, her dreams and disappointments, can you honestly make love to a woman. If you still need to learn these things, stop, have some dinner. Wait for another day.

But if your heart knows that she is ready to meet your soul, then turn your hand and run smooth fingernails along her collar bone. Drop down the center of her breasts and glimpse the flash of lightning as her nipples dance. Oh, how she longs for you to stroke them, suckle them, knead them firmly in your hands. Take your cue by the way she arches her back to meet you. Watch the way her eyes roll behind closed lids. Listen for the gathering storm, and you will know exactly what to do.

Although she parts her legs, eager for you to find her, you may not rush ahead. Instead, rub her soft belly; follow the birth lines if she has them, and notice the way she twitches with longing. Kiss the space below her hips, at that tender tissue between bone and sinew. If a man carries the world upon his shoulders, then a woman carries the weight of her life upon her hips. It is the laundry basket overflowing, a wailing child. Have you eased her burden in any way? Thought to share the weight of her load? If you have, she will reward you now, allow you to enter her most private thoughts, offer you herself.

Gently run your fingers through the soft curly hair there. Now her knees, back up her thighs. Grab hold of her curling toes. Feel how wet she has become. The thunder clouds clash, hot fire, electricity sparks. Unfold her blooming flower; linger there until she cries out. You need not wait any longer. Now, now, she is ready to receive you. Meet her hips thrust forward to find you. Then, look into her eyes, and watch the rain begin to fall.

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What is it? Pt deux

2007-08-11T14:21:00.000-05:00

This is a Private Sculpture resin cast of a woman's vagina. We've all seen our share of breast, penis and pregnant belly casts but this is the first time I've seen this. To see a 3D representation of such a mysterious, internal body part is just amazing. If any of you get one of these done, let me know!

Curl up with a good text file

2007-08-10T22:12:00.000-05:00

This site is the best place I have found online for erotica of all kinds. It's kind of like the Wiki of erotica. Thousands of authors have submitted stories. Use the search field or click on the key word/story code to chose from a list. And let me know if you find anything you'd like to share.

Stomp the yard?

2007-08-09T22:12:00.001-05:00

This site has the sexiest, chunkiest, tallest shoes I've ever seen. If you have a shoe fetish you should feel like a kid in a candy store. And if you can read German, I'm sure you'll learn tons of interesting things about the girls. And now I have to look into buying shoes from Germany...

*Shoe fetishism (retifism) involves being sexually aroused by shoes or other footwear.

What is it?

2007-08-08T21:17:00.000-05:00

This, my friends, is a Tentacle dildo. Check out all of the other types, including tiger and even dragon. Zoophilia is so fascinating. There are so many variations on the theme from the actual illegal practice of bestiality to the people who love to dress up in costumes and attend Plushie & Furry conventions.

Welcome to The Flickering Tongue

2007-08-08T20:57:00.000-05:00

Just as everybody poops, everybody has a sex life of some kind. It may involve a spouse, a stranger, someone of the same or opposite sex and often times, it involves only yourself. (Even if you won't admit it.) I happen to be absolutely fascinated by everything having to do with sexuality. I'll be sharing what I find interesting and hopefully some of you will have questions or comments.